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Hi!
My name is Manuel and I'm Kevin's ass!
 That is, I'm a donkey or burro --retired (at an early age) from the circus.
I'm not a little burro --or burrito-- but I'm not a
big ass, either. I'm not like Clyde, Kevin's fish, who tells
where he lives on his home page --I'm much more private.
And
besides, Kevin doesn't want a lot of folks stopping by to check
out his ass. I'm not easy to find anyway because Kevin moves me around a lot, which
gets me into trouble unexpectedly (and of course undeservedly). You may have heard
the expression, "Kevin's ass is on the line again."
As Kevin's ass, I sometimes get
kicked--especially by unappreciative administrative
types.
But he does what he can to prevent that. After all, as an animal welfare
advocate he has spent most of his life protecting, conserving, and caring for animals.
I don't have a photo to show you
right here because I
am, after all, very private. Only Kevin's very close friends get to see his ass
--and even not all of them get to
(most don't WANT to). But some who have seen me say that I'm
very cute (most, out of politeness, say nothing at all).
If you persist . . . further down the page . . . maybe . . .
I'm also pretty silly.
In fact, I'm the
silliest ass you've probably ever heard of. But I'm not a dumb
ass! I'm pretty
bright, actually, for also being such an ass. Even so,
it's Kevin who is more often thought of as the smart ass in the family.
That's all I have to say.
But from now
on, when you are having a conversation with Kevin and he's responds to some remark you've
made by saying "MY ASS!" he's probably just thinking how cute, or silly, or
bright you are --in other words, you've just reminded him of me!
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