"Into every life a little cat hair must fall."
Unknown

"Behind every successful cat is an obedient owner."
Unknown

"No outfit is complete without a few cat hairs."
Kevin

"Hairballs happen."
attributed to Mysté but she denies it

"Dogs suck."
Max

"I love cats-- I prefer them barbequed."
attributed to Kevin but he denies it

"It's all about me."
[fill in the name of ANY cat here]

"Never try to outstubborn a cat. "
Robert A. Heinlein

"Those who'll play with cats must expect to get scratched."
Miguel de Cervantes in Don Quixote de la Mancha

"If stretching were wealth, the cat would be rich."
African Proverb

"When all candles be out, all cats be gray."
John Heywood in Proverbs
Note: this quote is often confused with
"When the candles are out all women are fair."
Plutarch in Conjugal Precepts

"Cats are not gray after midnight.  Endless variety-- "
Robert A. Heinlein

"The cat's out of the bag!"
An unnamed St. Charles County Animal Control Officer

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.!"
Albert Schweitzer

"Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.""
Jeff Valdez

"It's as if [cats] live in a separate universe that takes up the same space as ours, but is full of fascinating things like mice or sparrows or special TV programs that we can't see."
Barbara Kingsolver in The Bean Trees

"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
Anne Tyler

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
Robert A. Heinlein

"In my house lives a cat who is a curmudgeon and cantankerous, a cat who is charming and convivial, and a cat who is combative and commendable. And yet I have but one cat"
Dave Edwards

"The cat could very well be man's best friend, but he would never stoop to admit it."
Doug Larson

"Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance"
Dan Greenburg

"A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it"
Jerome K. Jerome

"No matter how much cats fight,
there always seems to be plenty of kittens"
Abraham Lincoln

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that
the animal is going somewhere"
Groucho Marx

"I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat
are not the better for it"
Abraham Lincoln